The Arrive Alive website has been provided with a few pointers on how to protect your home with a very low budget…
1. Go to your nearest 2nd hand store and purchase a pair of used “Steel Point Boots” -preferably size 14-16.
2. Place this outside the front of the door with an empty beer can, a “Guns & Ammo” magazine and some hunting magazines.
3. Also add 2-4 big steel bowls for feeding hungry dogs.[they should be empty]
4. Leave a note on the door with the following wording:
“ Hey Jan, Fat Frik, Spyker and Gert – I am off to the gun shop for more ammo. Will be back within an hour…Don’t fu&k around with the dogs! They have bitten the postman earlier today –badly messed up! I can’t say that Bull was involved ..but with all the bitemarks and blood we will never know..!”
Ps… I enclosed them within the house – If I were you I’d rather wait outside till I return!
Visit the Arrive Alive website for information about safety on the road!!